i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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