Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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