hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
