that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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