i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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