Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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