so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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