I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Dear god my vagina.
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