Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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