I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
