well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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