So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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