You surviving the open bar?
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He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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