i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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