But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Randomize
