I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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