Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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