Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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