So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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