He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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