So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
40s are totally the cure
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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