sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love having hate sex.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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