Having a random hookup so left but love u
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
