ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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