My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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