Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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