what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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