Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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