You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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