I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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