Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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