So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My cat gives me a boner
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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