No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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