508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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