She said her name was "party"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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