About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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