doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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