I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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