I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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