Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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