My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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