Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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