Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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