Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
All the doctor said was why
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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