Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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