yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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