help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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