false alarm. still invincible.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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