Non-Jews are for practice
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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