I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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